1. Big Brother. Big Brother is the name of the omnipresent dictatorship in George Orwell’s “1984”. Over time, it’s really evolved into being the go-to term for when the government is over-monitoring its people. But its origins are literary… it’s not just a modern-day cautionary catchphrase or a second-tier reality show featuring anti-Semites occasionally having sex.
2. Catch 22. Everyone knows about catch 22s… situations where, no matter what choice you make, something bad is going to happen. What most people (including myself, before I started researching this list) don’t realize: Joseph Heller actually created the term when he wrote his novel “Catch-22”.
The fact that he picked “22” as the number after “catch” was fairly arbitrary. First he wanted to go with “18”, but there was another World War II novel out already with 18 in the title (Leon Uris’s “Mila 18”). So Heller decided to switch to 11. But that was in the title of the Rat Pack movie “Ocean’s 11”, which came out a year earlier.
Then he went for 17, but that also got rejected, because of the World War II movie “Stalag 17”. So, at this point, Heller gave up and randomly picked 14. His publisher rejected that because they didn’t like the number and think it was “funny”. So finally, he picked 22, everyone was cool with it, and a pop culture catchphrase was born.
Ironically, the entire point of referring to doomed situations as catch [anything] was because Heller wanted to point out that, when bureaucracy gets bad enough to cause such problems, they may even start giving those problems numbers. Doubtful that he foresaw the bureaucracy behind actually picking the number for the title of his book.
3. Women: Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. I would assume that few, if any, people realize that this isn’t a quote from “I Love Lucy” or a Borscht Belt comedian… it’s actually from “Lysistrata”, a Greek comedy written by Aristophanes… back in 411 B.C.
The translations vary, but the most commonly accepted one is “These impossible women! How they do get around us! How true the saying: ‘Can’t live with them, or without them.’”
No word on whether Aristophanes wrote any plays about the poor quality of airline food or notable differences between black people and white people.
4. Lolita. Using the word “Lolita” to describe a sexually-advanced underage girl actually comes from the novel “Lolita”, written by Vladimir Nabokov in 1955.
Interesting fact: The 12-year-old girl in the book who the main character becomes sexually obsessed with isn’t named Lolita, she’s named Dolores. Lolita is a nickname Nabokov uses for Dolores. (?)
5. Scrooge. Scrooge has taken on a pop culture life of its own, but, at its core, it’s still the name of the character in Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.
It’s not just someone who ruins your Christmas or an old rich Scottish duck who dives headfirst into his piles of coins.
6. Siren song. When we talk about women luring us in through their sweet, sweet voices (like, for instance, my mysterious and inexplicable love of Kelly Clarkson), we talk about their siren song.
Which, of course, is a reference to the sirens of Greek mythology, most notably mentioned during the non-boring portion of Homer’s “Odyssey”.
(He also popularized “cyclops.” There you go. This entry is a two-for-one. I should go register 12points.com now.)
7. Uncle Tom. It’s a shame that “Uncle Tom” has become such a pejorative term, referring to a black person who tries to assimilate into white culture through subservience. Because the book “Uncle Tom’s Cabin”, where the term comes from, actually had a major impact in the abolitionist movement.
Meanwhile, the n-word gets thrown around in hip-hop as a term of endearment, even though, in the exact same time period as “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” that was the ultimate expression of hate in the pro-slavery lexicon.
Just thought I’d point that out. And yes, I know an easy response to me raising that paradox is “Sam, you’re white so you don’t get it.” But I think that trivializes the point I’m making, the correct answer to which just seems to be “There is no answer, it’s just the way things are.”
8. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. People say it, and, generally, we know we’re alluding to SOMETHING… it’s just hard to remember what. The answer is Charles Dickens’ “A Tale of Two Cities”. That’s the opening line.
I didn’t realize this before, but “A Tale of Two Cities” is actually the best selling novel of all time… and the seventh-best selling book of all time, behind just the Bible, three books by Mao Tse-tung, a Chinese dictionary and the Koran.
9. Yahoo. We know it either as a way to describe an idiot or as the Betamax of search engines. But… yahoo is really a term that was coined by Jonathan Swift in “Gulliver’s Travels”.
In the book, Gulliver ends up in a country ruled by horses… where they boss around deformed, brutish, primitive humans, called Yahoos.
That’s how the term yahoo entered the cultural lexicon as a way to describe low-brow humans. And, apparently, the guys who founded Yahoo.com picked that name because they felt the word yahoo described the unsophisticated, undeveloped Internet at that time.
10. Blood on my hands. This comes from “Macbeth”. Little tip for future games of Trivial Pursuit: Anytime there’s any Shakespeare quote about blood, it’s probably from “Macbeth”. That play was blood CRAZY, man. It’s like Shakespeare’s “Saw 2”.
11. I’d sell my soul to the Devil. We all think about selling our soul to the devil once in a while… and not just for a donut… and that’s all thanks to the legend of Faust. Specifically, the versions we all know the best, Marlowe’s “The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus” and Goethe’s “Faust”.
Just remember that the next time you talk about selling your soul — you’re not being funny or edgy, you’re referencing classic European literature. Which is edgy only in a King-Grafton-Brown-only airport bookstore.
“If you’re in the heat of passion and out of condoms, a ziplock sandwich bag will do the trick. Just make sure you take the turkey sandwich out of the bag before you do the deed. Raw tomato and mayo is a bitch to get out of pubic hair.”
“When I say, “I love you”, it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I’ve seen your kindness and strength. I’ve seen the best and worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what and who you are.”—Joss Whedon | Submitted by: bornonthe17th (via quote-book) (via shelovesittt)
“I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their devil doll stool pigeons, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square Station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an uptown A train.”—
-Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
I’ve finally started reading it for real (I hope) let’s see how long it takes.
“He knew that I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else. He knew that it is, by love’s definition, impossible to love two people.”—Everything is Illuminated (Jonathan Safran Foer) (via sleepandchocolate) (via astrophysicists) (via geometricity) (via wearebasiclight) (via nonchalantly) (via slowdisaster-) (via colorfieldsandwagonwheels) (via libraryland)