May 2012
April 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
“I called him and I was like ‘Gary what’s up? What’s happening? Tell me it’s not...”
– Josh Hutcherson about Gary Ross not directing Catching Fire
(via peetasfakeleg)
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“I’ve known rich people, and why not, since I’m one of them? The majority would...”
– Stephen King, “Tax Me, for F@%&’s Sake!”
The iconic writer scolds the superrich (including himself—and Mitt Romney) for not giving back, and warns of a Kingsian apocalyptic scenario if inequality is not addressed in America.
(via liberalsarecool)
mycroft-queenofcake:
bennyslegs:
mycroft:
omg but what if s3 opens up and they just show john sitting in his chair from october-december like in new moon
#about three things i was absolutely positive #first sherlock was a sociopath #second there was a part of him #and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be #that thought i was an idiot #and third i was unconditionally and...
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Helping Hambone with her math test made me realize...
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hermionejg:
j0hnl0veshisdaddy:
Augustus Waters: hey i just met you Augustus Waters: and this is crazy Augustus Waters: but i think you’re really pretty and you remind me of my dead ex and natalie portman as well and i really want you to come over my house and watch v for vendetta with me even though we barely know each other and i want to take you to amsterdam so you can live your dream...
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
Mythbusters seriously needs to do an episode to see if two people could actually fit on that goddamn door without flipping it or sinking it so that we can finally put this issue to bed after fifteen years.
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James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
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My beautiful new Slytherin scarf arrived today.
Michelle is a knitting goddess. I love her so much.
“A 911 operator who worked for Vancouver Police when sex workers were...”
– Missing aboriginal women were ‘just hookers’ to police, says 911 operator (via missgreyday)
